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Puft I'm getting fat. Not the pleasant round fat that pregnant ladies get, and people hold doors for you and carry your groceries. It's the lumpy fat that makes your short legs look like they will be crushed to death by your giant butt. I'm hoping the pleasant round fat will come along sooon so people aren't just like, "look at that puffy midget" everywhere I go. |